Archive for the ‘Seriously?’ Category

An Apology and an Explanation

I’ll be the first one to admit it – I’ve been a slacker.  I haven’t posted in ages, haven’t been returning emails, phone calls – heck, I generally don’t answer the doorbell unless I know who it is in advance.
I have multiple excuses, so let’s hope one of these works: I’ve moved out of the [...]

My 5 Least Favorite Things

In December, I wrote a post about my 5 favorite things (the top of list is of course Mike and Anna) and discussed that Oprah was at the top of my least favorite things list.  I think I’ve waited long enough to do a post on the least favorite things list…
5. General American Laziness: It’s [...]

Postpartum Crazy

Despite what Tom Cruise has to say about it, postpartum depression (I’m calling it postpartum crazy) exists, and I challenge the sanity of any woman who says that she didn’t experience it after their children are born (especially the first). I can’t see how you could get around it during the first few [...]

Let the baby out!

We have finally finished our “Childbirth Preparation” class.  It took us three Saturdays, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.  and I have to say that I am glad that we finished the whole thing without having to miss any classes due to going into labor.  It would have been unfortunate to miss any of the [...]

Horton Hears a Who the Hell Do You Think You Are?

Every weekday morning after I return from the O’dark:30 dog walk I turn on NPR while I feed the dog and make lunches.  NPR is really, at this point, the only way I get my news.  I’m generally walking the dog during the early evening news and already in bed asleep by the late night [...]

I hate doctors

I have started to hate doctors.  Not all of them, mind you, I’m not saying they’re all sadistic assholes.  Just the ones that are in charge of my mom.  Mom is still in the hospital and really, she’s there because she went in for some elective surgery and the doctors made her sick.
Let’s review here: [...]

The Dirty Dozen – When to buy organic

No, this is not a blog about the movie “The Dirty Dozen”, which I admit I was forced by my father to watch multiple times as a child.  Instead I wanted to share some information that I found surprising, scary and very helpful about organic foods.  
I’m always trying to decide which foods I should spend [...]

Hives

(This should be called “The Daily Whine” instead of “The Daily Special”.) This is my arm. It is covered with hives, as is the entire rest of my body. I’ve saved you from taking pictures of my legs, which look worse. I alternate between being itchy and hot and wanting to cry and scream. The [...]